It was perfectly unexpected, as some of the best things in life are.

The bell rang for lunchtime and you ducked out of the classroom a few minutes late, feeling irritated that your classmates should presume to take up your precious time right now when it -from your point of view- could have waited and certainly wasn't serious enough to warrant them disturbing your lunch break.

You arrive to the remote lunch spot -stairs towards the back of the building, quite deserted ever since they opened up the corridor on the second floor- slightly out of breath, not beginning to stroll leisurely until just before Watanuki can see you. You note that Kunogi's not there and then you flop down beside him.

You say "Hn" and "Lunch" and prepare to soothe your bad mood today by digging into Watanuki's cooking except that, he's on his feet, towering over you, leaning in a bit too close for comfort. He shoves the bento box into your hands but only to free his own and they grab your collar tightly, forcing you to look up into his face, his eyes.

"You licked your lips this morning." he says flatly, staring arrogantly down at you. For a few moments the ground almost rushes away from under you as you feel with certainty - he's finally snapped. His mind has gone overboard. He must have noticed, because he glowers and shakes you. "You constantly licked your lips in my presence all the way from your temple to school. So what I want you to do," he continues, in a viciously precise manner, "is to take your penis and put it in my behind and then take it out. Then I want you to repeat that as necessary until I'm screaming in ecstasy!" Watanuki huffs, eyes daring you to defy him by having a different opinion.

Your first idea of a response is 'Are you listening to yourself? I lick my lips and that means I want to fuck you' but you bite down on that one because it wouldn't be well recieved. So instead you say 'yeah' and 'okay', maybe a little breathlessly because by now you're really warming to the idea and you really can't think of anything you want more than to fuck Watanuki and why haven't you thought of this before?

He's released you but is still staring down quietly and you stare back. Is he waiting for another response you wonder, and hopefully you offer 'now?'. The effect is immediate.

He scowls at you and in tones of great disgust exclaims, "NO YOU CRETIN! WE'RE IN SCHOOL! WHAT ARE YOU, AN ANIMAL?! HONESTLY! IDIOT!" As he stomps away you take note of his rather attractive behind and almost goes from thinking abstractly about the firm roundness of it to 'That's where I'll' -- then you stop yourself. It might be too much if you start along those lines and anyway Watanuki might change his mind if you show up wearing soiled underwear, neatfreak that he is.

With a groan you realise you won't be going anywhere anytime soon, so you settle down to eat lunch, because, hell, it's there and it's practical. You just hope Watanuki's not going to back out on this. "Bossiest bottom around," you mutter once you're sure he's out of hearing range. Then you bite into your lunch and it's sinfully delicious - and it tastes just like anticipation.